10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves