10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."