10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)