10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."