10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it