10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"