10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)