10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it