10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!