10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!