10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.