10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.