10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.