10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.