10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?