10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.