10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'