10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak