10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.