10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water