10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."