10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.