10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim