10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth