10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!