10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for loners.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!