10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.