10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph