10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph