10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown