10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!