10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury