10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)