10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"