10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.