10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger