10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.