10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)