10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.