10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom