10 Random Poker Quotes

some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..