10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP