10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier