10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."