10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fish don't eat Nutz!