10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger