10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.