10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.