10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!