10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave